Obsessive David Disorder

Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:

*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.

See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).

One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.

There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.

NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.

Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD

by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009

Obsessed

When one only cares about doing a certain thing and can only think about that thing.

Man, Keilie and Jessica are too obsessed with One Tree Hill!

by Keikat July 19, 2013

Proximity Obsession

Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea, feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety when close to a given person or thing.

1. When a guy talks to a waitress at a bar and she asks him what he would like to drink, that guy then has a proximity obsession and thinks he has a chance to score because she talked to him. 2. A wanting for an item that is within your immediate vicinity but you had no desire or wanting for it otherwise.

by Brad Humphrey March 25, 2006

Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.

A psychological issue where going to Disney or memories of Disney are constantly on the brain. The person can often be found smiling for no reason, looking at All Access Disney and searching the Disney site on their computer for dining reservations, resorts, entertainment, fastpasses, dining plan, etc.

Symptoms of O.D.D.: 1. Constantly planning and booking new Disney trips. Most commonly planning your next trip as you are flying/driving home from Disney. 2. Daydream of family fun and laughter on rides, watching parades and the shows you love to watch over and over. 3. Extreme cravings for Dole Whips, Funnel Cakes, Mickey's pretzels and ice cream.

I have a severe case of Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.

by All Access Disney April 12, 2016

mott obsessed

obsessed/in love with a middle aged twitter stan.

you guys are seriously mott obsessed

by follow xavierpiympton January 27, 2019

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!

OMJ I love the Jonas Brothers. I have Obsessive Jonas Disorder!!!

by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008

obsession

ob⋅ses⋅sion  /əbˈsɛʃən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation uhb-sesh-uhn

–noun 1. the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image, desire, etc.

Karls current obsession is to get a new computer just because Larry has one and he keeps staring at computer hardware web pages.

by Firefoxx65 February 23, 2010