oblivious jet fan

a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers

Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot

by Limz January 7, 2005

tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.

Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???

by Kevin S. January 6, 2005

Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

oblivious to the internet

Not knowing of popular or growing trends/memes on the internet.

"Johnny is so oblivious to the internet! He doesn't even know what Dat boi is!"

by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2017

Oblivious

Adrien Agreste. There's nothing else to it.

Just search up "Adrien Agreste just a friend" and boom! Oblivious definition found.

by miraculous226 January 17, 2021

Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.

On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag

by DocEMT February 15, 2021

oblivious hetero

A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual

“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates”

by Z95.1 April 20, 2021