offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

offer you out

1970's Northeastern Philadelphia slang inviting someone to have a fist fight.

I heard what you said about my sister. I offer you out. Meet me on the corner by Mitch's at three thirty.

by Boardwalk Broad April 25, 2011

OOBER POONAGE

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

she offered her honor, he honored her offer

a women offers her virginity to be taken and he accepts

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer..and all night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer.

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

Oofers

When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.

Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Vince Offer

Smooth talking TV salesman for such products as the Sham-Wow! and Slap-Chop. Known for his hilarious one-liners (You know the Germans make good stuff! You're gonna love my nuts!) and his ghetto headset which he always wears. He could make socks the most appealing thing on earth.

Vince Offer: Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!

Who the fuck is Billy Mays?

by lilripsta January 28, 2009

oofed

1.To be screwed,f**ked, or otherwise incapacitated.

2.A way to describe a bad situation.

1.Man he's oofed.

2.Damn, that test was oofed man.

by S@m P November 11, 2004