Dr. Obvious

1. A person that makes generalized, self-evident "observations" in an attempt to bolster his or her sense of worth in a conversation. However, almost all comments made by a Dr. Obvious are as worthless as he or she is.

2. That guy that says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.

"Dude, I think its broken."

Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a tool like you will never see any."

Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"

by Lord Andre May 13, 2005

obvious

1.like DUH!
2. something totally clear

Marie "Is it really that obvious that I like him?"
Friend "You scribbled 'I LOVE MIKE' on your entire notebook... so I'd say, yeah, it's pretty obvious!"

by Linda Bobbers October 6, 2006

odviously

Misspelled word by a noob.

"You odviously are gay"

by Kaide Clarin May 27, 2008

Obviouslayy

A term to reply back to people/friends when they ask if they look good.

Pronica: Do I look good today?
Annie: Obviouslayyyy

by anne.sibanda January 26, 2019

Obvious Wolf

A term used to describe somebody whom has done something wrong, and to sarcasticly compliment them.

Paul: John accidentally dropped the soap.
Arthew: What an obvious wolf!

by mattraf October 16, 2012

Captain Obvious

"Captain Obvious Strikes Again"

A phrase or name given to the one who points out the obvious.

Captain Obvious: Homosexuals are gay!

Guy 1: Captain Obvious strikes again.

by J-Winner March 25, 2010

Obvious conversation

An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.

Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation

by Beanstalker August 25, 2010