Object Resort

An Object Show made by Hypercrystal that got shut down except for the auditions.

I can't wait to watch how object resort is doing!
"Types Object Resort to Google"
"Looks at the description of the Fandom"
WHAT!?

by Silic17 April 22, 2024

Object Fool

the object show where you act like a fool

also is one of the teams in animatic battle, object fool's season 2

Eucerin: Hey guys, welcome to Object Fool! Where you act like a fool.

by AlphaStage May 24, 2024

Object Universe

Object Characters in Brain Nourishment.
EX. Nerding

object universe interaction
nerding: erm actually I love thenosastra
bookey: creamy Fart

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Sex Object

According to Jonah Marais himself he is quite the sex object. An object that says "I love you baby girl" and seductively bites his lip.

You "Oh my god you know that sex object?"

Me: "Jonah!? Duh! What kind of question was that?"

by soybeanmilk August 26, 2017

Large Object Theory

If you are carrying a large enough object in your hands, observers will simply think you are going where you are supposed to be going, and doing what you are supposed to be doing. Useful in mischievous endeavors.

Large Object Theory occurs if you walk by a staff meeting carrying three large crates, people will assume that those crates need to be somewhere, and you have been assigned to the task. They won't stop you to insist you attend the meeting.

by Phlipper December 15, 2008

Putrid sex object

THE most disgusting video on the net ever. Hands down. This makes 2 girls 1 cup look like Sesame Street. It will give any non twisted/sick/pedophile seriously sick. The video consists of a male cross dresser (possible sex change) walking around in a dark house for 2 minutes until the most disgusting shit you have ever seen pops up. He comes into one room with a severed, possibly rotten cow head on the floor. He proceeds to make out with the bloody carcass, then decorate himself (?) with the creature's neck muscles. To make things even worse, he starts masturbating with the rotten meat surrounding him, and sticks his dick into the cow's eye hole. The video ends there (thankfully). If you have any interest in keeping your sexuality, then do NOT watch this video. It managed to freak me out in the four minutes that it played. Imagine what it would do to you. For your own safety don't watch it, please, just don't.

My friend Jerry ended up permanently scarred from watching the video "Putrid sex object." He ended up going insane and killing himself.

by 6pathsofpein December 21, 2008

Pink Phallic Object

Pink dildo from dank memer

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory

by NotCinamon December 25, 2019