F.O.R.D

First
On
Race
Day

ford hater:"dude, you know what F.O.R.D stands for?"
Ford guy:"yeah First On Race Day!!!"

by minerzero69 December 12, 2006

M.O.R.

Middle Of the Road

Most "rock" music would be labelled M.O.R. if Rolling Stone didn't have their heads so far up their own arses.

by tankass May 20, 2003

F.O.R.D

1) fix or repair daily
2)found on road dead

F.O.R.D is the most expensive piece of exercise equipment

by y4b0i March 14, 2022

A.S.L.O.R.

Much like asl, but intended to gain more information from someone to chat with them. Age, sex, location, oreintation, religion.

Person1: Hey, A.S.L.O.R.?
Person2:43 f MI straight scientology
Person1:7 m AL gay atheist
Person2:This is going nowhere, I can see already. kthnxbai

by Ty Campbell February 17, 2013

N.-W.O.R.D.

An acronym for; New Wireless Organized Robo Domestic. An android shaped like a black street performer who tells very rude jokes and will only obey you by putting a quarter in his change cup.

Mad Scientist: N.-W.O.R.D., make me a snack
(puts a quarter in his cup)
N.-W.O.R.D.: Why don't you eat the soup?
MS: What soup?
N.-W.O.R.D.: The soup you got with that haircut you honkey

by Seductive Caveman June 18, 2012

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy Or Rotten Titis

man 1 :Look nicca im to go get some from this gurl iight

man 2 : newport jut remember that nigga

by Deseriya September 17, 2006

B.O.R.

Same as "bash.org.ru" - russian analog of bash.org site.
It declares itself as "RU-net quotary", the place where interesting/funny quotes from IRC and ICQ are collected, rated and displayed.

One of the most famous quotes overall and almost the BOR "visit card" is:
"- Is it an anime channel? - Yes - How to patch KDE on FreeBSD?"

Such memes (internet-phenomenon) as "ya krevetko" and "blondingo" has origin in BOR.

Forget your lineage, there's a new posts on B.O.R.!

by subzey June 30, 2007