mice nuts

adjective; Small, of little or no consequence compared to other objects,ideas or sentiment.

He blew a grand in Atlantic City? That's mice nuts compared to what he dropped in Vegas!

by The 8th best man. June 12, 2006

Nutrock

A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.

Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)

2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)

3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.

4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.

5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)

6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.

7. No Women because they lack testicles.

8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.

History:

Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.

Me: Lets Play Nutrock!
Others: Ok!
*Gets in a circle*
Me: Go!
*Fun ensues*

by One of the First Players August 12, 2011

nutlock

When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.

Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.

by JHE June 1, 2009

flexing-nuts

when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.

"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"

"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"

"What?"

"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"

by georgelasealva January 24, 2016

Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl

Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy

by madboofy January 8, 2020

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020