Nutmuffin

the total complete opposite of a stud-muffin

Chads such a nutmuffin

by Connor November 4, 2003

nutmegged

the act of getting high from drinking way too much egg nog to the point of hallucination.

Bro 1: dude are you trippin, your pupils are the size of records!
Bro 2: i'm totally nutmegged!

by preeep4081 November 5, 2010

nuthuggers

Any type of mens underpants that constrict the breath-ability of the testes.

'David Johnson keeps adjusting his nuthuggers'.

by p-hole June 13, 2011

Nutmegged

To be completely plastered out of your mind. This word arose from Ireland, where people are usually assumed to be able to drink a lot. Their ability to drink so much came from their sadness over their small genitalia. But, when someone from Ireland lacked any alcohol tolerance, they would be outcast, in quite the same manor the Patriot fans are rejected by society at large. These people were considered nutmegged at the time of their drunkenness.

Gannam: Claire, I'm sorry. Everyone else: fuck y'all scrubs.

Mike: What's his problem?
Dan: He's quite nutmegged right now.

by Johntheminesweep November 30, 2010

nutmut

Shorter, somewhat comical, and all-around totally rawesomer way of saying nothing much.

Can also be spelled nuttmutt or nuttermutter.

Person 1: Sup d00d?

Person 2: nutmut. How bout chu?
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Person 1: Nutmut goin on here, what bout chu?

Person 2: Nuttermutter.

by d3m0l15h3r December 16, 2009

nutmegging

The ill-advised consumption of the common household spice Myristica fragrans, which, when taken in large quantities (about a tablespoon or more), will cause a minor inebriation characterized by light-headedness and intermittent mild euphoria alternating with the horrible side effects of intense nausea, severe headache, heart palpitations, abdominal pain, bone pain, muscle aches, and delirium; a cheap and unpleasant high commonly sought after by those without access to decent, safer drugs like marijuana, cocaine, opiates, and almost anything else besides Drano. May cause liver damage.

Friend #1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014

nuthugger

Tight jeans worn by Hill billies.

Look at that Hilljacks nuthugger jeans! Hes smuggling grapes!

by Philisdumb March 18, 2003