num

acronym for "nigga u mad"

I hit some guy in the face, then I was like "num"?

by smd6969 January 22, 2011

sassy num nums

a euphemism for sexual intercourse, popularized by the web series Bravest Warriors

"oh we're about to have all sorts of sassy num nums"

by pookymane June 2, 2021

num nums

the sound my screwdriver makes as it penetrates your eyeball

you gave my girlfriend the num nums now have some of my num nums

by john doe May 21, 2003

Nums

(n.) a fat person that also likes to eat a lot. Comes from them going "num num num" when eating. Can be given as a nickname.

That fat kid that I know, we call him nums.

by magoga91 October 6, 2010

Birdie num num

Delicious food; food that is especially tasty.

Grandmon's pumpkin pie is birdie num num.

by nicki, bridge, chris, antmannyanny November 27, 2003

hairy num num

A penis that has been completely covered in pubic hair. The penis is so covered that it looks like a jungle has sprouted from the genital skin.

My boyfriend has such a hairy num num.

by Bigbilly October 14, 2013

num-num bread

Delightfully tasty bread with spices and stuff like sesame seeds and onions.

Makes a hella' good grilled cheese!!!
Equally delicious right out of the bag.

I made some hella' awesome grilled cheese with num-num bread and Swiss cheese in an iron skillet!!!

by Leighmier December 20, 2011