Notebook-Bitch

A person, typically a male, who watches The Notebook and is a bitch.

Aron just needs to tell her how he feels and quit being such a notebook-bitch about it.

by Jfunkdong April 30, 2014

spiral notebook

When the male suitor shits and uses it as lube, in the female suitors pussy, during sex.

I used the spiral notebook technique with that ho, Jenny.

by Levy June 18, 2006

Handy Dandy Notebook

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

What we need, is our HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!!

by Hayyshull May 07, 2007

Open Notebook Test

When you're at home taking an online test that fills your entire computer screen, locking you in and preventing you from using that computer to search for the answers online, so you prop open a Notebook computer next to you with internet access.

Man that History test was wack. good thing I made it an open notebook test or i would've failed.

by ollliivvveeeeer November 18, 2011

pink notebooks

Jewish guys named Joe that carry these around in school to be cool.

Joe: I have a pink notebook.
Adri: OH MY GOD! I love you!!

by Cat February 14, 2004

Red Notebook

The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…

“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”

“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”

by Ethan Tang stan (NOT Ethan) April 25, 2023

Samsung Notebook

A piece of shit laptop.

Poor guy: I have a Samsung Notebook!
Me: Here’s 20$, you’ll get something better with that.

by SamsungNotebookHater April 29, 2022