noobyskins

a scammer on discord, cheats in valorant and fortnit

Shmurkio: "I love playing this game!"
noobyskins: "Blud, I am a rude person and I only care about money and cheating. Blud, I am going to cheat in this game xaxaxa!"
Shmurkio: "Blud, stop being such a goofball!"
noobyskins: "Scheiße digga"

by Shmurkio June 12, 2023

nookielear spill

When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.

Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

noory

verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM

Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

by FairyGirl25 May 20, 2008

The Nookie

What I did it all for

"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit

by ohshnap April 11, 2009

shoulder nook

the place where a girl rests her head when shes leaning against a boy. it is usually very comfy and is located just under the shoulder

Girl: i am oh so tired, if only i had a comfy place to lean/sleep on
Guy: oh, why don't you lean against my shoulder nook.

by idoloveagoodshouldernook April 27, 2008

nooty booty

A word that is used to emphasize a point.

Lit. Something equivalent to the mass of one noot.

That was hard as nooty booties.

Wanna go chill nooty booty ?

by nootybootyman February 26, 2011

Nookie Hooky

when you skip school or work to have sex

Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.

by Stella S. January 18, 2006