Noodling

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.

"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"

by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023

Noodling

A term used in music where a musician is playing their instrument when they shouldn’t be, causing loud obnoxious sounds and annoyance in the band

Person 1: *noodling*

Person 2: “Person 1, stop noodling!”

by Connor Definitions January 11, 2024

Noodling

A term used by musicians that refers to someone that is playing on their instrument when they’re not supposed to, causing disruption and annoyance in the band.

Person 1: *Noodling*

Person 2: “Ugh! I hate Person 1! He keeps noodling!”

by Connor Definitions January 18, 2024

Noodling

When you are having sex with a man or woman with a non erect penis

I did so much coke last night I couldn't get a boner and I was noodling this chick in the ass

by Powerslave312 May 13, 2024

noodling the marinara

When a man sucks on the string of a woman's tampon starting at the end of the string and sucking until his mouth reaches her menstruating vagina. Noodling the marinara normally involves multiple repititions of sucking on the string but can involve only one repitition.
Noodling the marinara is similar to the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the 2 dogs are eating spaghetti and end up kissing. The primary difference is that the woman doesn't need to do anything and instead of sucking on a spaghetti noodle, the man is sucking on a tampon string.

Its a good thing I was on the rag otherwise I'd never know how good he was at noodling the marinara.

by blancheandrico August 3, 2009

noodling jazz

Noodling jazz is the style of jazz expression when the artist rambles away from the basic tune (and/or rhythms and tones), and improvises.

"The 'noodling jazz' style of the famous bass player Ron Carter is fascinating."

by D. Klundt November 4, 2007

noodling around

the act of doing things for no purpose other than entertaining yourself and/or others

We had big plans for that day, but we ended up just noodling around and setting fire to little children. It was the best day of my life.

by simosezso January 20, 2007