One-eyed nobber

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

by Soapster321 June 6, 2021

Nabby

One of the two best goalies in the NHL. Evegeni Nabokov is fuckin awesome! He's got skills and range to block almost anything that is shot at him. GO SHARKS!!!!

Did you see Nabby make that incredible save?

by Jim Wood December 3, 2006

Nobba

Thick, Useless, Stupid

Why did you put salt in the tea Lauren you nobba?

by Rakesh Chotalia April 14, 2003

nubbyface

someone who does something stupid or sucks at doing something

"you forgot to get the pizza? Nubbyface!"

by Crizzles May 9, 2008

nabby

a blood word for nasty!

L. - DAMN YU're broddy be fuxxing them nabby beezies
P. - what can i say he likes them whores

by baddxbxtchxdopey August 7, 2010

Nobber

An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".

The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".

by Wazza101 February 3, 2012

nobbs

A word to describe someone extremely cool and attractive. Must also have a way with the ladies.
(usually used as a noun, but can also be an adjective and occasionally a verb)

Guy 1: Hey dude I got two bj's last night.
Guy 2: Really? You're like nobbs, man!

by psycolope March 20, 2009