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Nordstrom's

a store where they sell clothing, shoes, makeup and acessories, often a very nice place to shop
I went to buy a new pair of shoes at Nordstrom's because tonight was the prom
by Jane January 1, 2004
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Noassatall

A disease/disorder that roughly the majority of white, Asian, and a lot of Hispanic women suffer from. Some black women also suffer from noassatall, though it's a very small(and disappointing portion of black women.

It's when a woman has no booty at all just pure flat cakes. Some women are tricky with their noassatall and can take pictures to try and make it look as if they have ass, when they thought.

Some other tricks include women wear leggings, super tight jeans, or booty shorts to try and make it look like they have big butts. This is called the leggings illusion, when it looks like she has an ass from afar, but you get close and notice that she suffers from noassatall.

Cures for noassatall include butt implants, but pads(Nicki Minaj'ing it), or eating until you ass gets fat and that's not a real booty, just nasty fat cottage cheese ass. If you don't have an ass, you just don't.
Becky thinks those leggings make her ass look big, but we all knows she has noassatall.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
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noassatall

No Ass At all. A run on word of slang or of southern speach.
She has a bad case of "noassatall"
by JP Williams February 27, 2005
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noassatall tablets

The medicine that a woman with a flat ass takes. No-ass-at-all.
I see that Paris Hilton is still taking her noassatall tablets.
by Kenneth Brown August 24, 2006
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pump my nads

a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.
"Mo-Lay" doesn't really pump my nads
-The Breakfast Club
by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010
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*nods*

used when aggreeing with something or that you understand what they are saying.

the * indicate that the nod is an action they are preforming
person 1:that movie was really horrible
person 2: *nods*
by keiko August 19, 2003
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Nordstroms

A very upscale department store carrying brands such as True Religion, Citizens of Humanity, and Juicy Couture.
Nordstroms can be found in most malls which have a Guess, Armani Exchange, or Abercrombie.
by onaebla June 26, 2006
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