El Paso de la muerte

When you are jacking off in the shower while standing on a soap and hanging onto the curtain masturbating and you jump to switch legs if you make it you live if you don’t know what it’s called El Paso de la muerte ☠️
I fell doing El Paso de la muerte in the shower
by Elmerk January 09, 2022
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The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.
Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.
by EastSideELChuco July 29, 2011
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The el paso

When a group of men meet up at an area (typically sears parking lot) and use code words like "drag racing" , "lets burn some rubber" and "road runner" for doing vigorous homosexual acts on one another mostly pertaining to anal penatration while using cocaine as baby powder to reduce chafing.
My friend Jerry told me that the el paso is really fun....I'm no longer friends with him.
by Speedguy70 July 17, 2022
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old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.
I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”
by Smartmouth78 August 13, 2023
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El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
by ThatFatterGuy December 04, 2016
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el paso eggcloud

An aftersex dessert prepared by pouring egg whites into a partner's anus frothing it with a phallus having them expell into a pan adding sugar and the reserved yolks then finally baking it. It is considered rude not to eat it.
Mary exclaimed to Joesph, "I can't believe you baked me an El Paso Eggcloud after our second date!"
by Lasha Talsackie October 19, 2023
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El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.
Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.
by Frenchy55 December 15, 2022
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