A crumbling metropolis spread over two countries, actually El Paso/Juarez, with some of the finest women and hottest food in the country. Lots of strip joints, low violent crime rate, very cheap weed, and one angry fucking cracker named Scott Durbin who's tired of motherfuckers talking shit about his home. Lick my asscrack, which is probably all full of sand and cactus cause I'm in El Paso. Die.
If you don't wanna be here, please fucking leave, we don't want you, and we're tired of hearing your bitching.
by scott durbin January 20, 2004
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home to many mexican immigrants from juarez,mexico. it's fucking hot here 24/7 and well.....it's kind of boring.
all the teenagers from el paso go to juarez on the weekend to get drunk
by gurludunwannakno June 21, 2005
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El Paso is the centre of the low class trash universe. I just escaped from El Paso to take up residence in a city that has some class - San Antonio. And scientists say you cannot escape from the centre of a black whole. In moving to San Antonio I noticed that there were many El Pasoans and Mexicans. San Antonio had better do something to keep the scum from Mexico and the Chico's from El Paso out of here or San Antonio will become a larger version of El Shithole - sorry I mean El Paso. The people of El Paso are shit bag Mexicans and Chicanos - not the educated type that one finds in Dallas or San Antonio. Their main goal is to pull a scam on you and to f**K up your life if they can. As an escapee from Gulog El Paso I hope no one else gets sucked in. El Pasoans hate new ideas especially from outsiders - the words incestous comes to mind when thinking of their hiring practices. Anyone with new and exciting ideas need not apply.
1) Cathedral High School - very incesteous the principal graduated from there in 1980 - could not make it anywhere else. Is Brother Mel still telling 9th grade boys about the first time he got a hard on was when he saw his younger brothers naked body or that he has a cut joytoy???? They fired a great theology teacher for being of a different religion but they kept Brother Mel the Molester.

2) Trans America Security - cheats employees by giving them rubber cheques or trying not to pay them at all. If you complain the threaten to ruin your reputation. Owners claim to be good Catholics - they may be but they suck at being Christians.

3) Diocese of El Paso - lots of pedophile priests who do each other when not doing the boys in the El Paso-Juarez region. Superintendent of Catholic schools is a b**ch who fires people if they think or believe differently from her -Sr. Elizabitch as the Brothers at Gaythedral call her.

4) City County Government: only thing that can be said about them is: corrupt, thieves, moronic (esp. James Cook the mayor who sing stupid songs he writes about his family and Shitpaso), centre of a major FBI probe.
by Ricky62 October 14, 2007
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the only city ive ever lived in.
teh shib....depends on how you look at it.mostly hispanic people and shit so if you dont like that you better not come down here,bitch. theres alot of diff races here....
a crumbling metropolis spread over two countries,el Paso/juarez,j-town or whatever.......you go there to get drunk or high or whatever....its cool i guess. with some of the finest and sluttiest men and lots of slutty girls and hottest food in the country for real....i luv the fucking food....fucking good shit.
lots of strip joints low violent crime rate very cheap weed and drugs.....
urban and suburban at the same time.it actually helps alot if you know some spanish....good spanish.very dry place......not much to do yet alot to do.............very dry gets hot here and alot of fucking dirt and no green anywhere..........
i live in el paso.now die if you got a problem,bitch. aka hell paso to some
-some teenage girl that had nothing else to do.
el paso.......?
gay town
cool town
*shrugs and walks off*
by el paso girl.... March 01, 2004
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What is El Paso is an absurd question.

"Who is El Paso?" is the real question.

We, the people of El Paso. El Paso is what we make it. Don't give people a reason to trash talk our city by being only the best you can be. Ask not what El Paso can do for you, but what you can do for El Paso. Stop being selfish and greedy and think about what legacy you shall leave for your grand city. You can be a traitor or a patriot. The choice is simple if you ask me.

Take pride in where you were born even if it's not perfect. Have enough pride to correct its flaws. Stop littering, stop throwing gum on the sidewalk, let people over on the freeway, stop smoking, and stop getting drunk every weekend and do something to make our city whole again.

It doesn't matter if El Paso's problems are "not your fault". It is your responsibility as a human being to leave the world a better place than you found it. Otherwise, you're nothing but a parasite. You people make me sick. What will you tell your children? That you run from the world's problems rather than confront them? You are not a patriot...you're a coward.
El Paso is what we decide it will be.
by Paco Belmondo April 22, 2005
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Yeah, the Juarenos & constant reminder of Mexico is a bit overwhelming at times. Plus the 100+ temperatures in the summer time is unlike no other but overall that's what makes El Paso, El Paso.
El Paso was established around 1680, thats right ladies, it's one of oldest cities in Texas. Older than San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, & Houston. It is THE Safest City in the country & Ft. Bliss is one of the largest Army complex in the nation. The 1st thanksgiving in America actually happened in San Elizario & has been the central place of Pancho Villa & Billy the Kid.
Also, education wise the United States House Committee on Intelligence is chaired by Silvestre Reyes, the House representative of El Paso. The newly elected Governor of New Mexico Susana Martinez was born & raised in El Paso. UTEP has alumni in the NBA, PGA, PBA, WWF, on SNL, ABC, an Academy Award winner & Olympic Gold Medalist.
As far as all the other people what keep talking about music Vanity Fair had a special on how the Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's, Sleepercar and tons of other recording artists just love El Paso.
FOOD! Yes, El Paso isn't the healthiest cities in America but if you want some tamales, enchiladas or any Mexican food, El Paso blows everyone else out of the water but not only that, we got Smash Burger, Five Guys, Whataburger, Charbroiler, Buffalo Wild Wings, Chico's & a restaurant-to-house ratio of 1:1. Yes, as El Pasoans we love our food.
Lastly to all the people who decided to bash El Paso over the head, yes, I'm a native El Pasoan & I'm proud to say it. I've lived in Washington D.C., I've traveled to Madrid, Paris, London, NY & LA & somehow El Paso is still home. It's the culture & the people, yeah we don't have Palm Tree lined streets & a monument that anybody in the world can recognize but you know what I like it that way. Thats why we're in the Top 25 Drunkest cities in America, but thats besides the fact.

So, if you have a problem with El Paso, just leave because your honestly ruining it for all of us. Go to your humid & dirty San Antonio & just decompose there.
by ElPasoan915 January 06, 2011
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A city located in west Texas, southern New Mexico, northern Mexico, and the ninth circle of Hell. It's primary import is souls which it sucks out of its inhabitants like a 100 square-mile hoover in black hole mode. The only thing El Paso has on ground-zero Hiroshima is that some of the people speak english but why you would want to try to speak to any of the ugly, half-wit, embarrassments to evolution I cannot even begin to fathom. The city is best seen from I-10 at high speed in your rearview mirror.
I was raised in El Paso and all I got was this lousy emotional scar tissue.
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