Nutsack Mayo

I'll let you figure out what this means...But if you don't know: Jizz, Come, Cum, Spunk, Wank, Sperm, Seminal Fluid etc.

Manuel: Hey Carlos I just Totally made that Hoe eat my Nutsack Mayo

Carlos: Wow....smooth real smooth

by Barry Twott May 28, 2013

Mayo Garden

When the guy comes on a girls bush

Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden

by Lacrosse.player September 28, 2020

Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008

Keen as mayo

To show no interest or concern for an activity.

The opposite of the phrase 'keen as mustard'.

The phrase is believed to come from the fact that mayonaise is the opposite to mustard. They are both condiments but mayo is to an egg what mustard is to a seed.

Person 1: Have you written much of your essay?
Person 2: Nope, I'm about as keen as mayo, all I've done is plagiarise 2,000 words.

by DennisCarbon August 28, 2011

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

le mayo

what LMAO sounds like when pronounced phonetically. sometimes used on web forums to denote sarcasm when "laughing" at a non-humorous joke. may also be used to express genuine amusement, depending on the context.

n00b: "random shitty joke or repost"

forum regular: le mayo.

by bikehorn86 January 20, 2007