When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"
by ChristWhite December 17, 2008
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Yo Scott, let's go buy some expensive shit! Mary was giving me a blow job the other day and I totally Dick Nixoned her ass. I made it out with her credit card and panties so we're good to go
by kujo411 June 22, 2007
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by The actual Obama June 10, 2019
Get the Nixon mug.A technique in Cunnilingus where the partner performing the oral sex uses an ice cube while constantly flashing the double peace signs and intermittingly blowing raspberries.
by S. White October 12, 2006
Get the Cold Nixon mug.A sexual maneuver that will require a minimum of 1 (one) male participant(s). This maneuver will require a male to take a huge dookie on the concave portion of the opposite participant's torso. This is followed by a piss and a fresh load in the same portion of the torso. This must be then stirred by an erect phallus. There are also many variations of the Nixon. Examples are: Nixon's Last Breath, Nixon's Last Stand, The Red Nixon (not recommended,) Nixon Does America, Nixon On The Rocks, and The Nixon Casserole.
After I fucked that bitch she was talking kinky. So I performed the Soggy Nixon on the concave portion of that hoe's torso.
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I got laid so hard last night after giving Anna The Nixon!
She might have some attitude, but wait until she gets The Nixon!
She might have some attitude, but wait until she gets The Nixon!
by General J. Justyce Chris January 1, 2011
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