newbie scum

Someone new to a discussion forum who is not qualified to make witty input to the community.

From the Phrase "fuck off and die newbie scum", common amongst the people of Carter's World.

by Pugwash February 18, 2005

Newbie

What Dr.Cox usually calls J.D (from the sitcom Scrubs.)

"listen here newbie..."And then after that being follwed by a rant.

by CommitedScrubsFan May 25, 2008

newbie days

When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.

Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

NETBITCH

A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!

Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"

8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX

Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".

by Tatsun September 20, 2013

newbie test

Webpages created merely to test the system, on freely editable websites such as wikis (or this site for that matter)

This entry is a newbie test.

by cyan August 29, 2003

Newbicide

A word used during intense combat typicaly online through an x-box or other gaming console, in which the player of said console is killing multiple new players newbsin tremendous quanities. The kills are so fast it seems as if the newbs are comiting suicide, thus we have Newbicide

Dude yesterday on halo it was total Newbicide, i killed like 45 new kids!

by BlazerDawes July 24, 2008

Ira Newbie

One of the greatest NBA players in the game today.

Yo did you see Ira Newbie in the top 10 plays? He dunked over Everybody, i wish i was that good.

by Aleksei M. April 7, 2008