Dirty Nellie:
When you go to a punk bar and drink nothing but shots of whiskey and tall boys of raineer. You hit it off with a bar fly and fuck her in the bathroom while the band plays. BONUS points if you make it through the bands whole set.
When you go to a punk bar and drink nothing but shots of whiskey and tall boys of raineer. You hit it off with a bar fly and fuck her in the bathroom while the band plays. BONUS points if you make it through the bands whole set.
by Blaaaaarrggg June 10, 2020
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by ayri di January 4, 2011
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inevitably messing up both short term and long term
strategy.
b. to play so conservative as to not enjoy current success
to the point of annoyance of others and over-thinking of all
future decisions
c. to fail in a consistent and predictable manner it becomes
funny to everyone who claims to be your friend
examples:
inevitably messing up both short term and long term
strategy.
b. to play so conservative as to not enjoy current success
to the point of annoyance of others and over-thinking of all
future decisions
c. to fail in a consistent and predictable manner it becomes
funny to everyone who claims to be your friend
examples:
My fantasy football team was amazing, but then I shit the bed in the last few weeks. I can't believe I nellied so hard.
by coolcavs May 23, 2011
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b. prone to fits of extreme brain damage, including, but not limited to, forgetfulness, lapses in reason, easily distracted.
c. forever against ingestion of and abuse of animals.
d. forever in seek of wtf is wrong with humankind
b. prone to fits of extreme brain damage, including, but not limited to, forgetfulness, lapses in reason, easily distracted.
c. forever against ingestion of and abuse of animals.
d. forever in seek of wtf is wrong with humankind
by Clarinetta April 22, 2010
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Get the Nelin mug.The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”
INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT
(Captain rushes onto the bridge)
Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?
First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.
Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?
First mate: Er…uh…
Captain: Well weren’t you?!!
Second mate: I know where he was Captain.
First mate: You fink!!
Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.
First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.
Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?
Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.
First mate: Now now, Captain.
Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.
First mate: Cosby?
Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!
(Captain rushes onto the bridge)
Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?
First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.
Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?
First mate: Er…uh…
Captain: Well weren’t you?!!
Second mate: I know where he was Captain.
First mate: You fink!!
Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.
First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.
Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?
Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.
First mate: Now now, Captain.
Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.
First mate: Cosby?
Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!
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