Needlepoint

Cleanest, high purity, and most sought after crystal of LSD... Thought to only exist in history books these days... But it's still there and the keepers of the light choose wisely who gets to take the journey and who does not... Though few and far between the light still shines brightly and will never we allowed to fully go out by these special protectors(God bless um)

Needlepoint is nothing something you find but more something that finds the right people...

by The Show Fairy November 18, 2015

we need to see other people

she's already seeing someone......sorry, man

jessica: we need to see other people

bob: you're cheating on me?!

jessica: how'd you know?!

bob: Urban Dictionary

jessica: oooooh

by Johnnykins June 15, 2008

needa

slang term used instead of 'need to'

dude you suck at everything u do u needa change yourself

by malikalts February 3, 2010

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

Needle Juice

steroids or some type of performance enhancing drug by needle

Michael: hey man, how did you get so quick?
Tony: oh yeah, im on that needle juice now and its been helping out

by Mr. go getta October 16, 2008

special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018

down bad need glitch

What you send to the discord server when you reach a point where a guaranteed win is necessary to afford groceries this week

Discord user 1: DO IT KORDA
Discord user 2: korda kys
Discord user 1: down bad need glitch
Discord user 2: need a glitch
Discord user 3: down horrendous who got a glitch

by matchpointbets October 31, 2022