Neidas

Neidas is a lovely lad, can sometimes be grumpy. One of the funniest in the friends group, wavy don uno.

Uno that Neidas yute he’s sound init

by Macaroni Words November 4, 2019

Neidas

The worst xbox player ever.

some say when Neidas is playing call of duty he sweats like a 70 stone 3 year old trying to play football

by themightygod November 11, 2012

Neilston

A really dull boring place situated on the outskirts of glasgow next to Barrhead. Often referred to as "Nulstonia". Locals are reffered to as "cave men" due to their primitive lifestyle. Hunting regularly occurs and the main religion is Hinduism. Locals (cavemen) can be found hunting in "the bovis" or chanting in "kingston playing fields". Local dishes include mammoth, sabretooth tiger, Barrhead folk.

"Wanna go up to Neilstonia?"

"No, I don't have my passport with me!"

"Bummer"

by Franky Bhoy April 22, 2006

Full neilson

When a males penis us at its largest, from an having an erection it is called a full neilson

It was aukward because I had a full neilson when I stood up.

by Toumbraider99 June 28, 2018

Neils

a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans

" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"

by godless15 December 10, 2009

neilys

If you have this name you probably have black brown ish hair and you like women and you’re probably funny plus pretty

Neilys - i like women lol

by Your milf mom September 18, 2021

Neilus

An Irish man that is an alcoholic! When he's drunk (all the time), he's very affectionate and loving.

Neilus is so affectionate when he's drunk... Which is all the time!!

by JamieRyannAli January 9, 2012