neighborhoodlum

A neighbor child, especially one with a propensity for getting your own children in trouble. Someone who lives in your house and backyard by day, but goes someplace else at night to dream up more mischief.

No, we only have three children. That's right, the three with shoes on. That other one is a neighborhoodlum.

by Acheté July 12, 2007

Lazy neighbor

When masturbating, and the masturbator also starts manually pleasing the person next to them. If the person being cranked off does not reciprocate, they are the ‘lazy neighbor’

Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...

by Storkllama April 10, 2021

Sex door neighbor

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.

During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.

by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020

Number Neighbour

The person with 1 digit higher/lower than your phone number.

Ex. What’s up my number neighbour, i just beat my meat so hard i can’t feel my left leg.

by Fuck eh August 3, 2019

my neighbor

what white people say to their friends instead of saying my nigga

Josh- Aye my nigga
Tyrone- Wut u say
Josh- I mean my neighbor

by 69problemz June 4, 2015

Neighbor Please

The politically correct way to say Nigger Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"

by Kid Rectal December 21, 2008

Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021