neglect

principal got fired for it since he childed abused

ryan galante is neglect

by Savitar 4105 November 12, 2018

Window of negligence

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

Neeli

a. A fucking cool chick, chilled, down to earth, an original.
b. prone to fits of extreme brain damage, including, but not limited to, forgetfulness, lapses in reason, easily distracted.
c. forever against ingestion of and abuse of animals.
d. forever in seek of wtf is wrong with humankind

a. oh, really? Neeli?
b. Holy fuck you totally pulled a Neeli!

by Clarinetta April 22, 2010

Neglexting

Occurs between two good friends (usually girls) on Facebook in which they converse back and forth on each others' walls therefore filling up your news feed when they could easily just be talking through text messages.

"Amy and Ashley have been friends since elementary school why do they keep neglexting all over Facebook?"

by tripleezy17 April 28, 2011

Nealing

(Verb): 1. the action in where a person is following or tagging along in a group that no one wants there.

2. the action where one takes the subject of racism personal and gets too serious about it.

(Noun): 1. when one invites him or herself to an event

2. When one uses racism for no reason and protects racist slang terms with incoherent examples.

(Verb): 1. "Why is here" "Word, he's nealing so bad right now"

2. "You weren't a slave alright, calm down and stop nealing"

(Noun): 1. "Dude we like never hang out, dont be a neal" "A neal, shit, ok ok i'll leave"

2. "I suffered for 300 years" "'I suffered', c'mon, don't be a neal"

by RealTalkYourScumbaggingMeBro45 March 23, 2010

Negina

In afghan it means
the most kindest amazing person
not to mention beautiful

i named my child negina

by msofficer<3 May 24, 2009

Neglected

Implies giving insufficient attention to something that merits one's attention

The Brat is being neglected by the Anchovy.

by The_Brat January 6, 2009