neufed

A phrase used to describe one-upping a friend with a very trivial, and often unnecessary, correction; typically referencing statistics and other sports related facts; named after Kyler Neufer (alternative spellings Nuefer, Newfur, Neufter), former Division 3 Collegiate Athlete notorious for this one-upmanship behavior; popularized by NHL forward Josh Norris.

Craig: “Lebron is having a tremendous year, he’s averaging 33 points a game!”
Kyle: “Actually, its 33.2 points per game.”
Zac: “Damn Craig, you just got neufed!”

by handsNfeetRmangos July 14, 2022

Nerfed

The term 'Nerfed' is a reference coined from the popular toy brand by Hasbro®, known for making play-weapons and sports equipment with an emphasis on utilizing a foam construction for the fun and safe use of their products. As such, the term is used to refer to something in a story or video game whose capabilities are altered to be less effective, hence comparing a previously useful tool to a Nerf® toy. A character in a story may be 'nerfed' to reconcile overpowered abilities with the continuity of the plot. A strategy or weapon in a video game may be 'nerfed' by the developers to ease the frustration of other players, encourage alternative strategies, or increase the level of difficulty.

His character had a really good strategy in the pilot, but then it was like he was nerfed for the rest of the season.

by Grimslimjim August 1, 2023

Nerfed

to get fucked with one thing but still be good at others like being handsome but British.

like Robert Pattinson or any handsome man being turned British in one way or another its being nerfed. p.s fuck you if you don't agree that people that are British no matter the looks get fucking nerfed with the accent.

by I'velickedRorycas22'sballsonce January 22, 2024

neededest

The highest form of being needed.

You are the most needed in the room, you are the neededest!

by Karmie June 6, 2024

keefer neefer

the process of losing hair due to chemotherapy

My dad: I’m losing my hair because of all my chemo. You know, keefer neefer!
Me: What?
My dad: Yeah, keefer neefer!

by ExcellentShine7175 April 26, 2021

Much needed

A made up adjective white women use on Facebook to emphasize the perceived importance of an activity they are posting about, usually involving a vacation or spending time with family or friends. Meant to convey how busy the woman’s life is (hence why this activity was “much needed”), as well as how much the people tagged in the post mean to her/how it makes her look that these people are voluntarily included in her busy life. Every sentence in a “much needed” post ends in an exclamation point.

A much needed family movie night! The perfect way to end our first week back at work after our much needed 2-week trip to Cabo! Hope Ashley and Josh can join us next month on our much needed winery weekend! It can’t come soon enough!

by Gloria in te domine May 22, 2022

We needed the rain at this time

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.

Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???

by QuacksO August 26, 2023