Nebard

A Retard with mongoloid characteristics.

Man: "What a Retard!"
Woman: "Nebard not Retard. Didn't you smell him? You've just insulted a whole race of Retards."

by muh? August 19, 2008

Neapolitan

A Sexual Endeavor
Insert penis into a bloody vag, then insert penis into butt, suck off to finish.

"My girl is on the rag, so I gave her a Neapolitan "

"Woah, you got it in all three holes?"

"Fuck'n A"

by jkad March 21, 2008

Neapolitan

Neapolitan
When you pack a bowl that contains bud, kief, and hash which resembles the icecream

That Neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin.

Phil: hey bro you tryna pack a Neapolitan?

Stew: Hell yea. I want to get high

by Yul Perkins September 9, 2013

Neapolitan Surprise

The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.

"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1

"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend

"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1

*Vomits*-Dear Friend

by Not sure why I thought of this January 20, 2010

Negaphone

A device that functions similar to a megaphone, but outputs only negative sentences.

"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.

by backotruck December 7, 2016

NBAPlayers Only

An NBA show hosted by players which is nice to watch when you hit a gravity bong or blunt.

Bro I'm so tired all I wanna do is NBAPlayers Only and get high af

by ThePartTimeGeeber69 January 17, 2019

Neapolitan Deal

A cuckoldry act in heterosexual relationships in which the female partner dominates a third party male, who is simultaneously dominating the male partner, forming a triple decker sexual act much like Neapolitan ice cream.

"My wife and I have a Neapolitan Deal with our neighbor, Todd."

by sinthia April 20, 2019