Near

A small, bright, albino~esque, toy obsessed boy and rival of Mello from the anime/maga series Death Note. Though only 5' tall.. And quite weak looking, he Defeated Kira and Succeded L. Looks can be decieving.

Person A: ..And that's why Near doesn't leave his house.
Person B: ..o.o With Mello? All night? That's.. So kinky.

by Közi~Kun December 17, 2008

near foom

A girl with a very streched out vagina that sucks everything into it with great velocity

"Like throwin a hotdog down a hallway. NEAR FOOM!!

by Myles Turkynekc November 6, 2007

nearbour

Someone who lives near, but not next to you. (Australian spelling)

"Does Tiffany live in your area?"

"Yeah, she's my nearbour.

by Glenn Pardy June 9, 2005

newrp!

To discredit/erase everything said in previous sentence. Similar to "Syke!" or "Sike" but "newrp" is usually said to interrupt someone mid sentence as if to turn them off like a television with a remote control.

"Newrp" is pronounced with a decending tone sound like as if a electronic device is being turned off

"newwwwrrrrpppp!"

Guy 1 - "Hey i got something to tell you"

Guy 2 - "I don't wanna hear it"

Guy 1 - "oh come on...i just want to..."

Guy 2 - "Newrp!!"

by Kris parker November 22, 2005

neapolitan facial

When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).

Why don't you give her a neapolitan facial?!

by ohnoyoudidnt77 July 1, 2010

nerphin

1) the act of kidding
2) another way of saying nothing

Judy: You look nasty Lauren.
Lauren: Ok.

Judy: Just nerphin with you. Sort of.

by moniqwashaniqwa August 21, 2010

Neapolitan Ass Cream

When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out

I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight

by Bogis Digus May 2, 2019