A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 20, 2019
by Sussy Baja October 6, 2021
Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻
by Ew.... May 18, 2021
You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.
No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.
by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021
by MyFaultOG😩 March 10, 2021
by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019
A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.
Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.
Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head
Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head
by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021