NASCAR
The professional wrestling of motorsports run by a small group of corrupt promotors who select which driver or team to "push" in order to sell trinkets and t-shirts with that driver or team name on it. Sold out to sponsorships years ago and is without concern for legitimate competition. All cars are spec racers without a "stock" part on them.
At least professional wrestling admits it's nothing but entertainment....
The professional wrestling of motorsports run by a small group of corrupt promotors who select which driver or team to "push" in order to sell trinkets and t-shirts with that driver or team name on it. Sold out to sponsorships years ago and is without concern for legitimate competition. All cars are spec racers without a "stock" part on them.
At least professional wrestling admits it's nothing but entertainment....
by Dirk Laguna March 16, 2005
Seemingly monotonous event where overpaid grease-monkeys drive around in shotty cars endorsed by various fast-food places and penis pills. Perhaps a cry of help originating from Lower Appalachia in a region known as Wal-Mart and Piggly-Wiggly Land. Note the resemblance of NASCAR to FASTCAR; perhaps a redneck auditory mishap. People who watch NASCAR are usually the same people who drive around in 1500 dollar cars, listen to Garth Brooks, and condemn people who have half an ounce of class.
The only thing to break the monotony of that thurr NASCAR race was that gnarly crash that killed Dale Earnheart Sr! Perfect 10, 10, 10, and ooh, a 9.5 from the Russians; truly an atheletic event to bear witness to.
by Pimpmaster5000 June 12, 2004
An excuse to drink beer, with races usually boring and long in length, gratified only by the cataclysmic crashes observed by inebreiated white people.
Simplified to turning left over and over again, it is the most retarded type of racing.
NASCAR also has an innumberable amount of official sponsors, from Dominos to Best Western.
Simplified to turning left over and over again, it is the most retarded type of racing.
NASCAR also has an innumberable amount of official sponsors, from Dominos to Best Western.
Bob: "Hey, it's been 342 laps, don't you think this NASCAR race has gotten a bit repetitive?"
Jim: "Hell no! My moneh sez #4 is gonna crash and burn!"
Jim: "Hell no! My moneh sez #4 is gonna crash and burn!"
by Coqui November 11, 2005
An excuse for rednecks to take off their shirts and drink pabst blue ribbon while watching a bunch of overpaid pussies to turn left a billion times.
by skizzle March 13, 2003
Nascar is one of the more pointless sports in america. The least they could do is turn right and left, instead of just left ( yes, i know there road courses they race on, but leave that to the real pros of F1 and Le Mans) people in America complain about the loss of natural resources, when a good lot of fuel is consumed every nascar race day by the drivers, as well as the beer bellied fans. Those who enjoy nascar are slow to realize that american cars and engines are the worste in the world. F1 has no Ford.. or Dodge.. or Chevrolet. They have BMW, Ferrari, and BAR Honda... all of which are much more highly respected than there american counterparts.
the engineers of F1 were let loose to design the fastest car imaginable.( while still being able to turn) they came out of the draft room with a car that could go nearly 300 MPH, and stick to the ceilings with so much downforce.
the engineers of F1 were let loose to design the fastest car imaginable.( while still being able to turn) they came out of the draft room with a car that could go nearly 300 MPH, and stick to the ceilings with so much downforce.
by Brian October 12, 2004
a so called "sport" (its really not) that involves a bunch of shiny fiberglass cars going around in circles. the sport generally attracts chunky hicks and rednecks no matter how you try to warp it. People of low IQ make up for it in their knowledge of NASCAR.
Billy Bob:"Man i sho do love all them shiny cars goin 'round that there track ya'll"
Sam:"I love NASCAR more than i love bisquits and gravy"
Sam:"I love NASCAR more than i love bisquits and gravy"
by ness13 September 03, 2004