Schwagger Napper

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

by fezzyone October 8, 2011

Napternoon

An afternoon in which a nap is taken.

This napternoon, i had a dream that mrs. finklestein, sitting down to breakfast with her longtime butler and confidante, mr. fonzworth, tripped over her own feet and fell into the porridge bowl!!!!!

by AJ Norris January 13, 2009

naperville

Great town to raise a family. Downtown naperville is beautiful and built up nicely over the years. Great schools and community involvement.

"Oh good old Naper-THRILL"

by Dee McCarthy June 7, 2005

Naperville Blizzard

Similar to the Chicago Snowstorm, in this instance you must first reserve ejaculation for several days. Once your "bank is built", during sex prior to climax you turn a ceiling fan on and full speed. At the moment of ejaculation, you turn you dick up towards the ceiling fan and fire, the effect should be one of a massive load of Jism exploding all over the room coating everything in sight. The build up should allow you to reach the fan from a kneeling position.

Nothing like a Naperville Blizzard in the middle of July

by slyoctober1 May 8, 2009

Naperville

New Money Haunted Suburb of Chicago Illinois.
#1 place to raise an ungrateful teenager.

I live in the affordable part of Naperville.

by Lig Na Baste July 9, 2016

cat napper

crazy people who kid nap your cats

"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"

by anti ag jab April 13, 2009

Naperville Central High School

A high school in naperville. You love it and hate it. A lot of people there carry designer bags and wear expensive clothing. You often think of graduating early while attending NCHS.

Where do you go?
Naperville Central
oh

by sam March 11, 2005