During intercourse, with your girl on her back when the moment of orgasm is reached you quickly pull out, stand up, and drop your globs of spluge all over her.(watch out for the ceiling fan)
Dude. I was banging my wife and she was being all romantic when i gave her the nantucket oyster drop. must have been a half bushel.
by Capt'n Devo May 15, 2008
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by baguette January 21, 2018
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Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.
by D Red July 1, 2009
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There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)
A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.
By,Mikelly.
A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.
By,Mikelly.
by moekatoek March 23, 2021
Get the There once was a man from Nantucket. mug.If you're fucking your woman from behind, right as you're about to cum you karate chop the back of her neck to render her unconscious and thereby causing a contraction of her vagina which adds to your pleasure. The key to yell "Hiya!" right at the point you administer the karate chop.
Dude, I gave your sister the Nantucket Ninja last night and not only did I have the best orgasm of my life, but she doesn't remember a thing!
by Graham Rayburn February 16, 2008
Get the Nantucket Ninja mug.Lay your chick face down on the floor, and proceed to bang her. When you're about to finish pull out and shoot your load in your hand. Then use that same hand to help her back up.
I gave that dirty girl the old Dirty Sanchez, then finished the night off with a Nantucket Handshake.
by GortonFisherman April 8, 2008
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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"
by RobYo June 19, 2008
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