Nostril fucking

When your mates on his stag do and a coco pops breakfast bar is inserted into his wet nostril leaving him feeling violated yet climatic

Hes Has been nostril fucking his nose

by Mrhallowseve May 28, 2018

Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

Nostril Nipple Shot

A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.

That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.

I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.

by SaucyFartTart69999 October 5, 2022

Nostril Projection

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.

"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Nostril Froth

When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.

It may look like steam but in fact its nostril froth.

by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023

nostril sauce

Snot

I was all plugged up so I farmer blew my nostril sauce into the air like a pond fountain.

by Joshy McSholley January 10, 2024

Nostril Assault

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.

Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!

by LordJenal March 21, 2024