Dad

Something I don't have.

My "dad" went to the store 16 years ago and hasn't come back.

by Disappointment to my family January 16, 2017

Dad

Motherfucker.

The word 'dad' was coined in 1500 BC.
Kids in 1501 BC: Motherfucker.

by th0tslayer_69 September 16, 2021

dad

hi dad

my dad was not present for my borthday

by ILikePeopleOfAge February 23, 2022

Dad

The person who helped make you. The person who wont let boys near you. The person who tells you to wear a sweater and pants to the beach. Over protective of their daughter(s).

Daughter: Dad i don't want to wear a jacket top the beach its too hot!
Dad: I don't want those boys looking at my little girl.
Daughter: I'm 16!

by DontAskForMyName February 15, 2015

Dad

Please come back

My dad left buy some milk

by Al dawg January 31, 2020

Dad

The man who holds the loudest sneezing record.

“Man, I wish I could sneeze as loud as Dad.”

by Sebastian III December 11, 2021

dad

he left me when i was 1 for milk :(

dad left me mom

by toxfn November 16, 2020