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Non flushable turd, there are many varieties of nfts but me and it's all just shit
Some grip the bowl like a unsalted slug.

Others can be so high in fiber that they'll just float on the surface annoyingly smearing the sides of the bowl with every flush, some terrible human beings may even stack them one after the other as if they were randomly generated.
Hey mike check this out, there was a massive nft in the bathroom a full Metal Slug I had to take a picture, it's blocked up so bad broke the chain.
by Grifty Drifter January 26, 2022
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That drawing is such an NFT
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person1: “Nick has some NFT’s bro.”
person2: “real.”
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person 1 : “yo look at them, they have NFT”
person 2 : “what’s NFT??”
person 3 : “Nice Fucking Tits dumbass”
person 2 : “OHHH”
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Not Fucking That.
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Non-Fungible T-Shirt
A T-Shirt that is not replaceable usually because of a stain or sentimental value.
Jeff: "Im so sorry I spilled wine on your T-Shirt! I'll get that in the wash for you!"
Chad: "No worries bro, It's an NFT now. It's worth way more now!"
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A non-functioning testicle, or NFT, is a testicle in a human body that does not function.
That guys doctor sent him an NFT
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