Neanderthot

A young girl whose primal instinct is to act like a hoe to attract as many mates as possible in a desperate attempt to fill the hole that her drunk, dead-beat father left. Typically found in the front row at bass music events and hip-hop shows wearing as little clothing as possible, even in sub-zero climates. This wild beast is known to carry many different types of diseases so be very careful when coming in close contact.

"Bro, you going to that all ages Borgore show?"
"HA! Yeah fucking right, man. That shit is gonna be wall-to-wall Neanderthots."

by DamnReptiles! February 25, 2015

Neandrathal

An ogre-like person that is very tall and hairy. Anyone that is extremely tall and has a very deep voice.

Pau Gasol on the L.A. lakers is a neandrathal.

by imcool503 April 25, 2009

Neanderthalis Decibelus

A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.

If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.

by @pop_art July 28, 2009

Niganderthal

A prehistoric black Neanderthal. Not to be confused with a Choclodyte.

"An archaeologist found an old cave once inhabited by Niganderthals"

"Those boys should stand up straight and stop dragging their knuckles like Niganderthals.

by bootsniff March 29, 2011

tame the neaderthal

the practice of removing body hair from places that it just shouldn't be, or places one would be embarrased to admit they have body hair.

Oh man, my toe hair is growing back, better go tame the neaderthal before my boyfriend sees it.

by D-Cal December 14, 2008

meanderthal

An old person who walks at an extremely slow pace. (This word is a combination of "meander" which means to walk slowly with no apparent destination, and "neanderthal" which refers to something old, ancient or prehistoric.)

I watched as the meanderthal across the street gradually made his way to the car.

by Yelsie December 31, 2010

Teanderthal

A stagnant evolutionary chain of the human species which has branched off from humans and will eventually become extinct.

Teanderthals can't survive, as it has become evident that their evolutionary process has become stagnant, which, in the end, will cause their demise.

by pari_passu2 February 26, 2011