Butt Muzzle

Farting into your hand to cover the sound

"Peter pulled his hand, shoved it up his ass, parp, success the sound was killed. But my hand stinks now! the Butt Muzzle worked"

by Drip bwoii February 8, 2010

Cotton Muzzle

To shove a girl's panties in her mouth as an improvised muzzling device. Done to quiet and muffle her overly loud moans and screams during sexual intercourse . A Cotton Muzzle is most often deployed when an individual is having sex with an unfamiliar female partner and such action is required as soon as one realizes that they have a real Screamer on their hands. The Cotton Muzzle provides immediate, evasive action to avoid waking up parents or roommates but does not impede the couples sexual rhythm.

Gary: Yo Braaahhh. What's up. Did you bring that chick home from the bar last night? I thought I heard a scream but went back to sleep.
Carl: Yea brooohhh. I was beatin dem guts up good. That bitch was a screamer yo. I couldn't stop banging dat ass so I had to give her the old Cotton Muzzle before she woke everyone up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015

Walrus Muzzle

A woman so fat and grotesque that her gelatinous sacks of tit flubber create a cleavage "death valley" of sorts, extending lower than thought possible before the advent of the phrase "super size me". Simultaneously, twin travesties of repugnant flesh create an unholy "camel toe" or "mooseknuckle" or "holy fucking shit stab my eyes out immediately" extending unnaturally far north and actually coming in contact with the aforementioned "death valley". This creates the nightmarish trench of fear and loathsome disgust known as a "Walrus Muzzle".

Jesse: Hey Ryan, check out the walrus muzzle on her. (Motions with eyebrows to nearby woman that looks like an upright Jabba the Hutt in tights.)
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT IS DISGUSTING AND... (stabs own eyes)
Jesse: ... (stabs own eyes)

by The ACC Carpentry Class 2009 January 28, 2009

meat muzzle

slang reference for a penis. particularly when fellatio is being performed on it.

To silence someone by inserting your penis in their mouth.....i.e.; If you don't shut up , I'm gonna whip out the meat muzzle.

by John Stahley January 25, 2008

Muzztech

A group or singular entity found at clubs in Australia. This person is *usually* of ethnic background, hence the muzz part and the tech is for techno, the music of choice. This person thinks they are the best person in the club, but usually has very little to no musical knowledge in regards to any form of techno. Most distinguishable is the dress, which consists of often homo-sexual looking clothing such as very thin, open necked cotton pieces, or two wife beaters that are different colours and usually fluro. They often assosciate with big hair, and can't dance at all.

For the last time f***wit, the shuffle is a RAVE dance for RAVING only, don't ruin it with your inadequacy's as a male.

-Jono is such a muzztech, he only just downloaded the others
-ROFL, that song came out and was big a year ago!

by Melbraver April 30, 2007

muzzle flash

When you shoot a gun, fire comes out the end of the barrel(the muzzle). This is the muzzle flash. Usualy it's how you can find someone shooting at you.

In world war one, most soldiers couldn't see the enemy, they just shot at the enemy's muzzle flash.

by MuzlFlash September 1, 2003

The Tennessee Muzzleloader

When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.

In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!

by Tennessee Muzzleloader January 30, 2017