mudmonkey

urinal terd; terd that is pinched off somewhere other that a toilet

There is a mudmonkey in the men's room propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown ragdoll.

by tb cackeroni January 2, 2007

mutton

In British slang it means a bit deaf.

Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton

by manoz April 21, 2009

Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

Mutombo

1. Interjection: Used to indicate that something has been prevented, blocked, or otherwise rejected.

2. Noun: Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA Player and Defensive Player of the Year.

1. That woman slammed the door in the face of that man! Mutombo!

2. I miss the good old days back when Mutombo was still around blocking shots.

by MFerg August 7, 2010

Mutton Dagger

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.

Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!

by Sophie and Sarah June 4, 2007

Dikembe Mutombo'd

to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.

"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.

by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006

mugmo

One who is seen as unsightly or in other words "ugly".

"Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is a mugmo."

by Revinator_ April 16, 2010