by Unknown Pseudonym October 28, 2013
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Get the mutemode mug.It's an slang illness in Georgian. Originating from the word "muteli". Means someone with great weakness. People with this disease act very soft. They can't handle slight inconveniences and if they do they take pride in handling them. The disease can only be seen by their close friends.
by lambreda123 July 7, 2022
Get the mutelozi mug.matebah (pronounced weeb) the texan, mod-hungry white washed paki who hates being in everyones stream but stays for the attention of her lover adil who has eyes for literally ANYONE else. the fucking midget sucks the nipples off of adil, and harasses anyone else who speaks with him.
boy 1: hey twitch chat how you doing
girl 1: hey wheres adil i want him
boy 1 :quit being such a matebah GOSH!
girl 1: hey wheres adil i want him
boy 1 :quit being such a matebah GOSH!
by 6ROWNIE August 21, 2022
Get the matebah mug.An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
Get the The muted-flute mug.The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.
This can be either good or bad.
This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.
Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
by Interactive September 30, 2009
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