Murter

When a woman exercises her right to an abortion and salty incel boys with ugly dye jobs are upset about it

🤡: abortion is murter and also im homophobic
Everyone else: shut up white boy nobody asked

by bittleshoney July 22, 2019

murtala

He has a great deal of self confidence and is therefore likely to achieve success. He is generally work-oriented who has a plan for everything he does. He is disciplined and has a high standard of honesty. He is voracious regarding intimate impulses and want to try everything and love freedom in all aspects

Be like murtala

by Errmmm February 5, 2020

mustard stamp

the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.

Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Mustardass

A yellowish tint on your toilet paper without going #2 caused by sweaty ass and not using toilet paper corectly

Man Ive worked all day in this heat I bet I got mustardass.

by superskaggs August 29, 2009

Mustard Check

When you have to return to the bathroom later (around 20 minutes later) to wipe your ass again to make sure you got it all. Also, when you go to the bathroom to wipe after a fart with some follow through (i.e. shart).

-Dude, my asshole is still itching after taking that shit.
-Hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.

by Brickpants December 28, 2011

Mustard People

The mustard people are mystical and secretive creatures that live in woodsy areas near creeks. Their existence is only known of by a few people. They are named the mustard people because of their yellow skin tone. Little is known of these creatures, but they are known to kidnap, and return children.

"He's late again."
"Maybe the mustard people got him. "

by Mustardstalker April 14, 2014

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010