A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.
Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.
by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011
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It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.
“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “
“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”
“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”
“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”
by Rosalin Rocketta March 6, 2018
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When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.
Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.
by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008
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"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007
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Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.
Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.
Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.
by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009
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Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.
by 7200A December 5, 2007
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I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014
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