a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.
"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"
by chrisee t August 8, 2012
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Get the Muffler mug.A car muffler that hangs down so low or creates so much vibration that it sounds like the muffler's many Mexican males purposely place onto their cars to make them appear to be more powerful than they really are
Dude, my car's getting to the point where I've a Mexican Muffler on the thing, and driving on the highway, everyone looks at me funny.
by LadyK January 3, 2007
Get the Mexican Muffler mug.A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".
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