muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

muff daddy

What former Monty Python member Eric Idle will call himself if he ever decides to become a rapper.

Eric Idle decided on Muff Daddy during his visit to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.

by Jet April 9, 2005

Muff Diving

To eat out, oral sex on a woman.

"I went muff diving on the Queen of England."

by Chmadly August 8, 2007

muff dar

Primal Radar for Searching out beautiful ladies

"Ya Muff Dar is on form "

by Craig and Simon November 9, 2006

Muff Duster

The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.

"I heard that Mike got a Muff Duster after eating out Teresa"

by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013

Muff diving

to orally please a women with a muff.

I went muff diving last night

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005