Mum

The most Brittish-ass thing you can say.

Mother: Wesley, would you like some shortbread biscuits with your tea?
Son: Oh yes please, mum, that sound rather delightful!

Can you tell that this was written by a born and raise American-ass bitch?

by Repunzel January 11, 2015

Mum

1) To keep silent.

2) A way of referring to your female parent in Britain, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.

3) Mum can be used sarcastically towards friends when they're being demanding, controlling or oppressive.

Note: Americans and Canadians refer to their mum /muhm/ as mom /ma·ah·m/.

1) Dad: Mum's the word.
*child makes a zipping motion across lips*

2) Lost girl says to sales assistant, "My mum is wearing a purple dress."

3) Friend: Wake up!
Me: Yes mum.

by コトリー September 12, 2014

mum

Mums are an arrangement of ribbons and flowers along with many other decorations. Worn my teens and junior high kids. They are primarily worn in the south. Texas. It is worn by girls on homecoming. Traditionally they are given to the girl by her homecoming date, their dates mom most likely would have made it. The girls would give the boys smaller ribbons to wear either on their shoulder or on their chest. Some girls wither make them their self or buy one from friend or local flower shop. Their price can very depending on the size of the mum and the amount of features.

Wow look at her mum, I know it's so amazing.

by amazeballs_awesomesaucse June 26, 2015

mum

a dumbass kid's guardian

MUM GET THE CAMERA

by TheRandoms July 21, 2016

mum

a joke used to affend but still really funny

yo mum so fat she sits AROUND the house

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018

mum

a term which used when u are talking to a bitch

"u can suck your mum"

by notahacker123 August 24, 2017

Mum

Salena Ward

Wow look at her shes perfect

That must br The Mum

by Darknight0362729 November 12, 2017