Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

morte di fame

morte di fame mor-teh dee faa-meh
Italian word literally meaning "dying from starvation", but it is actually used as an insult towards someone who would do anything for money.

1. Why did Tony start selling that shit, is he morte di fame or something?

by Anthony T January 17, 2008

post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.

01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."

by newtdecay December 6, 2007

Mosted

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.

That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.

by ronisgenius May 16, 2018

mooted

When a cow gets muted and can no longer moo, especially when on a call.

"Hey Justin, you're mooted"
"Thanks dude, mooo"

by moogleoogle April 7, 2021

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

Morten Andersen

6'2" 225
Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982

The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.

Morten Andersen is clutch. Plus, he's Danish.

by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004