mooked

a f***in ugly a*s bitch that looks like she/he got smashed in the face with a baseball bat 20 times, so ugly u would rather puke then look at her face.

Damn that chick is mooked.

by drfreshdude January 13, 2008

Moted Facial

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.

Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!

by R Morris August 31, 2006

Moofed out:

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.

She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!

by namllrn April 27, 2004

Moosedre

Fat fucks wish they were as legendary as moosedre. Since ancient times moosedre has been dominating the world with their moosedre drip. Do not FUCK with moosedre

Cant fuckin believe it, i saw the moosedre yacht last week, They were hella partying bro

by Mctits1 May 9, 2023

blue mooned

The innuendo to top all other innuendos. It is the most vague, ubiquitous, general, and universal innuendo.

"I got so waster last night that a girl blue mooned me"

by Shellebee October 16, 2013

Motted

Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.

Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.

by L_Boogs May 11, 2008

mooter

A man scooter which is used by people from the area of Dudley.

Usually they crash when trying to pass people.

I spoke to Mark today, who managed to crash his mooter when trying to pass someone on the pavement.

by Acora! June 6, 2013