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moocher

Someone who, when playing football, just stands in the box and waits for the ball to come to them, then takes a shot at it and score. Especially annoying when playing knockout
My god Aidan you're such a ****ing moocher!
by HeartBreakKid25 May 13, 2005
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mooshery

A word describe ones squishiness or how big they are

Mostly used in animals
“Your hamsters so squishy, hes so mooshery”
by Yumi Beans December 13, 2021
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Mutual Moochery

When two individuals share items at the same time.
The act by which friendships are formed in college.
Dan: Hey, Jack do you have pretzels? We can dip them in my jar of Nutella!
Jack: Sure man, its all cool, its Mutual Moochery
by Psyko_Savant August 29, 2012
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money moocher

Someone who uses your money but never pays you back.
He is a money moocher he only uses his money and never pays him back.
by Zuovelighning10 November 7, 2021
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Murse Moocher

A persons who is attracted primarily to male nurses. More common in females named Alexis.
“You are always falling for those male nurses, you no good murse moocher
by MinervsMom May 9, 2023
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Moocher

Someone who pays no federal income tax, also known as ''The 47 Percent''. A typical lazy-ass Obama voter.
47 percent of Americans are moochers because they pay zero taxes to the federal government.
by Aliases October 11, 2012
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moocher boyfriend

He's Always Broke. He has a million excuses about why he is constantly broke. He needs to study, although he's been in school for 6 years, the economy is bad, his former boss was a jerk, he's waiting for his check to come in, etc. What he doesn't have, however, are any plans to turn his financial situation around.

He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.

He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.

He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
Hey, girl. Why don't you dump that moocher boyfriend and get a real man who pays his own way?
by TiffanyBaby January 14, 2016
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