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Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers
Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.
by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021
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Moocher

Someone who is about to steal or take something from someone. Say your in the kitchen making some brownies and someone comes in and dips their finger in the batter, then you could call them a moocher.
"Don't be a moocher"
by kawaii_kittycat November 2, 2021
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Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.
Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!
by okpank March 8, 2011
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TAKER (MOOCHER)

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to acheiving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.
Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a Taker (Moocher), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tentant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
by ...what's not fair to you? October 8, 2011
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Moocher

Sam offered to give me Spanish homework in exchange for the Spanish homework because he has no sauce making him a fucking MOOCHER and tonights biggest loser.
by Zapiii February 15, 2019
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Meme Moocher

A person who steals someone else's memes just for the pleasure they get out of plagiarizing them.
Those dang meme moochers keep stealing my troll face memes and they weren't even good!
by ChickFilA4Life September 13, 2017
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honey moocher

Someone who can't afford a real honeymoon so they stay with family and friends.
they bragged about their great honeymoon, but to their family they were just honey moochers.
by ladyJaneDoe May 3, 2018
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