honey moocher

Someone who can't afford a real honeymoon so they stay with family and friends.
they bragged about their great honeymoon, but to their family they were just honey moochers.
by ladyJaneDoe January 18, 2018
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molly moocher

A word used in a small hick town to describe a male on male blowjob. Often used in code to trade oral sex for pills.
Corey asks, hey Nick do you have any of them Hydros left? Nick says, yeah man I have 3 or 4 and I'll take 40 for them all! Corey says I don't have that much money man. Nick says it's all good just meet me behind that dumpster and give me an old fashioned Molly Moocher and everything will be fine!
by Beebo08 May 04, 2016
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TAKER (MOOCHER)

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to acheiving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.
Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a Taker (Moocher), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tentant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.
by ...what's not fair to you? October 08, 2011
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Moocher

Sam offered to give me Spanish homework in exchange for the Spanish homework because he has no sauce making him a fucking MOOCHER and tonights biggest loser.
by Zapiii February 15, 2019
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Moocher

The verb of mooching. Also labels any 7'5 carrot named, "Wyatt" that likes "mooch" off of any desired victim for his personal gain. Most likely "mooches" off of people named Killian, Evan, Jackson and Christian.
"I'm lazy, can I look at your work"

"Shut up you dirty carrot moocher"
by Kwest2004 November 20, 2019
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Moocher

She quit her only viable source of income to free load with that dude with the mullet from Stranger Things, she's such a binchy moocher.
by strangertings June 13, 2018
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Moocher

Someone who is about to steal or take something from someone. Say your in the kitchen making some brownies and someone comes in and dips their finger in the batter, then you could call them a moocher.
"Don't be a moocher"
by kawaii_kittycat November 03, 2021
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