Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.

"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"

by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

Moby Dickin

Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.

After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.

by lajables April 26, 2016

Moby Dicking

To engage in the act of coitus with an overweight girl, but with extreme physical force and a great passion.

Drunken sex can often be classified as a "Moby Dicking", due to the lack of judgement, but the intact passion of lovemaking.

"Can you believe Hank beats his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I heard about that. I bet when they're alone she gets a solid Moby Dicking."

“To the ass, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I hump at thee; For hate's sake, I shoot my last load at thee!"

by lordmb April 12, 2010

Moby Dicked

when you are making out with someone and they pretty much eat your entire face.

"I wasn't making out with him, I was Moby Dicked."
"Ouch, your face must of hurt."
"Yeah, there were bite marks involved."

by Gangstuhhhhh April 27, 2007

Moby Dicked

When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.

"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."

by SirZoby September 20, 2023

MobyDickulous

Ridiculousness of epic proportions.

The bullshit that spews out of your mouth is MobyDickulous.

by Hoosker-doos March 3, 2015