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Exotic Mosquito

When someone's nose is so fucking long and sharp lookin, it looks like they about to suck all jizz outta your nut sack
"Damn homie, your nose is so long, lookin like a skinny penis attached to your face. Exotic Mosquito lookin ass"
by The pampering pope March 3, 2021
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sierra nevada mosquito

A breed of wild mosquito that lives high in the Eastern Sierra Nevada Mountains and is particularly hearty . They live at or above the snow line, are immune to most bug and mosquito repellents and some drink Deet for breakfast and after dinner .
Those dam Sierra Nevada Mosquitos stole my Deet and drank it like it was beer. Then they tried to drag me into the bushes and have their way with me.
by Drog65 July 24, 2019
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mosquito

Those little bastard fly-like things that swarm at you and ruin the outdoors for canoers.
"Holy s**t! Those little mosquito f**kers just ate my baby!"
by Andrew Snedden September 14, 2003
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MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.
by CLEWGE October 23, 2003
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Mosquito

Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you
Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito
Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts
by vocal percussion June 27, 2020
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Mosquito Dope

Any kind of insect repellant spray such as "Off" or "Skin So Soft".
Hand me that mosquito dope, I'm getting bit out here.
by Dano29 October 17, 2008
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Mosquito Rat

It is a combination of a rat and a mosquito bred and mutated. There are many types of Mosquito Rats, but the basic kind is probably how you vision it to be.
They actually scare younger children with the stories that they suck Diarrhea out of your asshole. These stories are in fact, TRUE.
Younger ones tend to miss the asshole, and go for your eyes or ears, or any other hole in your body. They use a long tentacle-like organ to suck with.
Younger Mosquito Rats are very small compared to the varied sizes of much larger adult ones. Babies are the size of a normal Mosquito, adults can range from the size of a dime, to the size of a school bus.
They usually reside in basement walls, and in rotting food at the grocery store.
It is also possible to take them home in your hair if they are infested at another location. Mosquito Rats will also crawl through other parts of your houses' walls, making scratching noises to scare children so they can make a diarrhea strike.

They CAN fly.
1.
Josh: "Mom, my ear feels gross, Whats going on?"
Mom: "Musta been a baby Mosquito Rat that missed your butt."

2.
If you never get Diarrhea, There is a VERY high possibility that Mosquito Rats may be having a feast when you don't even know!
by SheCool March 17, 2009
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