butt monkey

a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.

'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!'
'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'

by apologeticbuttmonkey April 24, 2008

Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

by RedDan69 March 28, 2011

butt monkey

Name for a male homosexual.

One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.

by wmotor December 31, 2008

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

To do something stupid! That is unexpected, when in the brr

God sake, your being such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey, you divvy cow!!

by Bernard Roy Atherton June 19, 2009

butt monkey

A secret clan of monkeys favoring the ass and all phornications of it.

My freind Nick Lehr was being such a butt monkey this morning.

by A FREIND February 7, 2003

butt monkey

A nickname for Wal-Mart employees.

Kimbo Dumas is a Butt-Monkey.

by Karl Emerson Infidel Angelos III August 3, 2003

butt monkey

1. A person of anal disposition, esp. one who partakes in homesexual japery. 2. A mischievous, suspect dishonest or meddlesome gaylord

Marko enjoyed playing the bell end in his village people uniform, he was a real butt monkey

by guruwong February 4, 2005